Mehendis

 


 

                       

Shadi se ek din pehle, Mehndi ki raat hoti hai. Is din, banne aur banni ke hath mehndi se sajae jate hain. Khub raunak hoti hai. Meat-murgay, pakwaan aur whisky mehfil jamati hain. Hafto mahino pehle se mehndiyan jodi jaati hai aur is din baje tabla ke sath khub rang laati hain. Kuch tradional gaane hai jinhe “banna, banni ya sehra” kaha jata hai, inke alawa latest gaanon ki tunes par bhi mehndiyan jodi jatee hain.

 

Mehendi rachane ka din aa gaya

 

Mehendi rachane ka din aa gaya

Aaj mehendi rachane ka din aa gaya

 

Intezaaron ke baad aayee ye shubh ghadi

Aaj khushiyan manane ka din aa gaya

 

Terey haathon mein mehndi aisee nirali rachi

Iski rangat ne dekho gazab dha diya

 

Jam chalne lage aur dil machalne lage

Wine whisky khuli to maza aa gaya

 

Tumhe hove mubarak  <name>

Aaj mil kar ke gaane ka din aa gaya

 

 

Banni (for the bride)

 

 

Aangan chauk purao dhulania ayi,

aao ri hilmil gaao, dulhania ayi,

gore gore mukhde pe, nain kajrare,

mathe pe bindiya chamke, laung sitare

 

Chand si Dulhan

 

Meri saamne chauki pe ek chaand se dulhan bethi hai

Jaldi lagao mehndi merey vo chupke-2 kehti hai

 

Boli <name> tu art dikha , haathon main chavi tu unki bana

Jise dekh kar dil ko karar aaye, kal tak ka waqt nikal jaye

Vo hain delhi, par mile nahin

Dil ukhda -2 rehta hai

 

Jis roz se dekha hai unko ye sudbudh apni bhool gayee

Intezaar mai aise behti hai kahin aana jaana bhool gayee

Vo bulayein jahan ye jaye vahan, time mall main fix ho jaata hai

Tumhe hove mubarak <name> mehndi lagee hai <name> ke haath

Aaye hai kaise shubh ye ghadi, is shubh avsar par hum sab milkar mehndi gaayenge

 

 

 

Hari Hari Choorian

 

Tere Saajan Ke Ghar Se
Aaya Ye Pyara Bhulaava
Yeh Phoolo Ka Gajara

Yeh Hari Hari Choorian

 

Baabul Ne Tere Bare Naazo Se Paala

Mayya Ne Banno Ka Saaj Sajaya

Pahana Ke Laal Lal Joora

Yeh Phoolo Ka Gajara Yeh Hari Hari Choorian

 

Maamaji Chunari Ranga Kar Laaye

Maai Ne Laakho Sitaare Jarai

Paayal Aur Bichoo Ke RunJun

Yeh Phoolo Ka Gajara Yeh Hari Hari Choorian

 

Bhaiya Kooshi Se Na Phoole Samaye

Hanse Par Naino Me Jal Bhar Aaye

Mere Bhana Ne Pehana Yeh Kangan

Yeh Phoolo Ka Gajara Yeh Hari Hari Choorian

 

Mehndi ka Rang

 

Banni pe chadne laga mehndi ka rang

kal voh chali jayegi sajan ke sang

jhumenge nachenge gayenge hum

dilli wale hain jamaenge rang

 

Jab se dekha naushe ko voh sharmaye ghabraye

unko samne aate hi voh aur lal ho jaye

humse chupaye yeh hai badi chupi rustam

Humko bhi sab pata na hum kisi se kam

 

 

 

 

 

Banna (for the groom)

 

Banne Ke Kaajal Lage

 

Aaya Shub Din Shub Ghari

Aaj Banne Ke Kaajal Lage
Banna Hamara Poonam Ka Chaand

Banni Poonam Ke Raat
Banne Ke Kaajal Lage

 

Saune Ke Dibbe Me Kaajal Bhara Hei

Dibbi Bhaabhi Ji Ke Haath

Banne Ke Kaajal Lage

 

Ek Ankh Bhabhi Kaajal Laga Ke

Nego Pe Arh Gai

Banne Ke Kaajal Lage

 

Ginni Naa Loongi Dever Mohare Naa Loongi
Mai Loogi Dhoolania Tumahar
Banne Ke Kaajal Lage

 

Dhulahan Ko Le Kar Bhabhi Tum Kya Karoogi

Devar Tumahara Taabedaar

Banne Ke Kaajal Lage

 

Dhulan ko Leh Kar Kamare Me Baidoongi

To Paiya Paroge Hamar

Banne Ke Kaajal Lage

 

 

Ayi Shubh Ghadi

 

shubh ghadi hai shubh ghadi (2)

shubh ghadi hai shubh ghadi - aayi mehndi rang bhari - hai shubh ghadi

 

dada aaj bana nausha hai

sahra dekho saj gaya hai

dekho yeh to jach gaya hai

hai shubh ghadi

shubh ghadi ....(2)

 

mohit karuna ne milkar aaj

shadi ka plan banaya hai

mummy papa ko patake aab

hai shubh ghadi

shubh ghadi....(2)

 

ho mubarak sabko aaj

mehndi ki yeh sham hasi

aaj hamare gane se mehfil khoob jami

shubh ghadi ...(2)

 

 

Banno se noor tapke

 

meri nayi nayi banno se noor tapke

woh jo bagon mein jaye to mali matke

mali ke haath mein pakda hua phool matke

meri nayi ....

 

meri nayi nayi banno se noor tapke

Jab who ghaton pe jaye toh dhobi matke

Dhobi ki balti mein pada pada neembu matke

meri nayi …

 

meri nayi nayi banno se noor tapke

jab woh hotel mein jaye toh baira matke

baire ki plate mein pada pada chiken matke

 

meri nayi nayi banno se noor tapke

Jab woh  cinema mein haye to hero matke

aur ticket ki line mein khada khada nausha matke

meri nayi nayi banno se noor tapke

 

 

 

 

 

 

Husband apna aisa ho

 

6'-6'2" jiski height ho,
   Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho,
   Biwi ka har nakhra uthaye
   itna mizaaj uska light ho
   Husband apna aisa bright ho

   Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
   Dinner banaye wo jab bhi
   romantic night ho
   Shopping karke jab bhi aaoon to bole,
   "Begum, tum kitni nice ho"
   Husband apna aisa bright ho

   Mujhe rani bana kar rakkhe
   to phir zindagi delight ho
   Saas Sassur ke samne jo kahe,
   "Meri jaan tum hamesha right ho"
   Hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
   Jab bhi kabhi hamari fight ho
   Husband apna aisa bright ho

   Jahan chahoon jaaoon,
   Jo chahoon karoon,
   Kuchh is tarah ki life ho,
   Har doosre week
   Ghoomne phirne ki flight ho,
   Aisa ho jaye to
   Main udoon neelay aasman mein
   Jaise ke udti kite ho,
   Husband apna aisa bright ho!!

Aisi apni Wife ho

 

   5' 6" jiski height ho,
   Jeans jiski tight ho,
   Chehara jiska bright ho,
    Umar 22 se 27 ho,
   Aise apni Wife ho.

   Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
   Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
   Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
   Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
   Aisi apni Wife ho.

   Padosi jab baat kare to
   haath me knife ho,
   Dinner ke time candle light ho,
   Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
   Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
   Hey prabhu teri archana meri life ho.
   Aise apni Wife ho.

   Kaash yeh concept .0001 % bhi right ho,
   Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho,
   Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho,
   Kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho,
   Khudah ke software mein bhi
   bug ki gunjaish ho,
   Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho

 

 

Banni ka bulawa

 

banni ne bheja hai taar banne ke liye

bola hai aao mere dwar shaadi ke liye

 

kaho to chithi bhejoon kaho to taar bhejoon

kaho to kar doon telephone aane ke liye

chithi to der se pahoonche taar se dil ghabrae

kardo to kar do telephone aane ke liye

 

kaho to rail bhejoon kaho to motor bhejoon

kaho to bhejoon hawai jahaz aane ke liye

rail to ruk ruk chaale motor mein dil ghabraye

bhejo to bhejo hawaijahaz aane ke liye

 

 

 

Based on Hindi Film Song -Jhumka Gira Raeh

   1.Banna Aiya Bindi Laaya
   Ghar Se Choori-Choori
   Banni Se woh Aakar Boola-Aaja Baanki Choori
   Banni Bole Na-Na Muje Sharam Lage Baba Ki
   Baiya Se Phir Baiya Pakari Phir Kabhi Na Choori

   Phir Kya Huaa..... ? (Chorous)

   Phir Mala Par Gaye Raeh
   Naino me Naina Daalkar Photo Kich Gaye Raeh
   Palleh se Pallah Baandh Kar Phere Par Gaye Raeh

   2.Banna Aiya Saari Laaya
   Ghar Se Choori-Choori
   Banni Se woh Aakar Boola-Aaja Baanki Choori
   Banni Bole Na-Na Muje Sharam Lage Baba Ki
   Baiya Se Phir Baiya Pakari Phir Kabhi Na Choori

   Phir Kya Huaa..... ? (Chorous)

   Phir Mala Par Gaye Raeh
   Naino me Naina Daalkar Photo Kich Gaye Raeh
   Palleh se Pallah Baandh Kar Phere Par Gaye Raeh

   3.Banna Aiya Purse Laaya
   Ghar Se Choori-Choori
   Banni Se woh Aakar Boola-Aaja Baanki Choori
   Banni Bole Na-Na Muje Sharam Lage Baba Ki
   Baiya Se Phir Baiya Pakari Phir Kabhi Na Choori

   Phir Kya Huaa..... ? (Chorous)

   Phir Mala Par Gaye Raeh
   Naino me Naina Daalkar Photo Kich Gaye Raeh
   Palleh se Pallah Baandh Kar Phere Par Gaye Raeh